Valentines Day for Porn Lords

We answered how a pornographer spends Christmas with the answer being pretty much just like everyone else. Well, Valentines Day is just a little different...

Ya see, Valentines is one of those made up retail kinda holidays. Restaurants, florists and card shops do a hell of a business. Meanwhile, if you're in a relationship, you best find yourself a decent gift and treat your girl right. If you do, you're probably gonna get lucky, if you dont you may not be getting lucky for a long time!

Then there are our customers... No relationship and Valentines Day is a night you do NOT want to be out if you're not a "couple". And what better way to relieve a little frustration while staying home than rubbing one out! Lots of guys will be paying a visit to their favorite online girls.

Which brings us to how we spend Valentines Day. It's a huge update day for us. We try to update all the girl's sites with pics and new messages for the guys. Even if the girls do their own diaries and blogs, you can bet that on Valentines we gotta chase 'em down and threaten their check to get 5 minutes worth of work out of 'em. Trying to get hot young females to do anything other than primp and daydream on this day is a major cat herding exercise.

Convention Time

Sorry for being a tad tardy with the updates, but the first of the year is always convention time. So we've spent the past couple of weeks getting ready for, going to and then recovering from the yearly porn convention in Las Vegas. We snapped some pics on the show floor for you guys though. We have pictures of porn hotties such as the lovely Tory Lane pictured here and legends such as Janine.

So what is the show like? Well, first off, the annual porn show is always held at the same time as the Consumer Electronics Show. This is one of the largest trade shows in the world, so imagine 200,000 geeks and business men clogging up Las Vegas and then throw in all of the world's largest porn stars, producers and business men on top of it. On one hand, you get some really killer parties, but on the other you get outrageous hotel pricing and long lines for everything. This is also when industry events such as the equivalent of the porn Oscars show is held. Don't ask me who won the award for Best Double Anal this year.

The show itself is divided into two sections. One section is for industry only, this is where we actually spent most of our time. This is Business to Business for people in the porn industry. It's where you go to find ecommerce solutions, software and things that would generally put most people's feet to sleep.

The second half of the show is where the video producers and such all set up with the stars to show off their latest titles and such. This section is open to the public during certain hours. We mostly avoided it during those hours. You'd think a lot of the guys in there had never seen an actual boobie before. We know many of these girls "behind the scenes" and what they're really like. In most cases they're just folks like us. So it amuses us to watch star struck fans around them.

We did make one visit during fan hours and stopped by Jenna Jameson's booth while she was signing. The line was about 2 hours long, photographers were lined 3 deep trying to get a shot. It was somewhat amusing when she saw us walking outside the booth and stopped signing long enough to get up and come over and say hi to us. I'm sure the entire line was wondering "who the heck are those guys?".

Anyhow, enjoy the pics, we have lots of pics of the girls, plus a few other things we found amusing on the show floor. Wanna buy glass dildos by the case? How about a jackhammer with a dildo attached? Think I'm kidding? Go look at the gallery.

How Pornographers Celebrate Christmas?

Let's go to the mail bag for one.

Tyler write us and wants to know "how do pornographers celebrate Christmas?".

Well Tyler, here's what we do. First off, we round up a bunch of midgets and we dress 'em up like elves. Then we have them decorate our Christmas Tree with dildos and vibrators. If you ever wondered why it is tough to find green and red vibes at Christmas, this is the reason.

Then we get a bunch of hotties and wrap 'em up in Christmas wrapping paper. Next, we all put on Santa hats and get sloshed on eggnog. And finally we "unwrap" the girls, grab the vibrators and dildos off the tree and go buck wild!

Ok, so that's what people who ask questions like this must think anyway. It always amuses me when you tell someone you do porn for a living they look at you like you're a member of some other species. Sorry to disappoint, we're just folks like anyone else. All the pornographers I know spent the holiday with family and friends just like everyone else in the world.

Bout the most deviant think we did here was have breakfast at our favorite mafia owned diner around midnight Christmas night. It was packed, lots of hotties. But we dont poach there. We aint kidding about the mafia thing. I'm pretty sure I saw Big Pussy, Luca Brasi, Paulie Walnuts and Fredo having a sit down. I just wish Fredo would button his shirt up so we dont see that hairy chest, and someone should tell him that if you wear a dark suit, white socks aren't generally a good idea.

Merry Christmas from BTS and Austin!

Merry Christmas!

Our gift to you guys is in the members area where we've posted Austin's entire Christmas set from her members area. This is a great set, the lighting is dead on, and she ends up wearing nothing but the Santa Hat. And you really get to see that she's as tiny down below as she is huge up top. We know what we'd like to do with our north pole.

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What's on TV?

We've posted a new set of Lexie Vaughn pictures in the members area. In this one she gets buck nekkid on top of a television set.

This set was all Lexie's idea. We told you she was a fun girl to work with. Well when she see's this TV setup in the bedroom, first thing she does is jump up there and says "hey can we shoot here?". She was already parading around in nothing but a pair of panties, so we started snapping pics!

This is a fairly short set by our standards though. One thing she didn't count on was how uncomfortable a hard flat surface like that would be. It's very rough on the ass and knees apparently. But we still got her all the way naked and snapped off around 40 pics.

Oh, and for you ladies out there, if you want to get your man to pay attention to you on a Sunday afternoon instead of the game, give this a try!

Squirting Carly

Sorry to have been a tad slack on the posting lately, we'll fix that shortly. Thanksgiving Holiday nearly killed us. Web business is 24/7/365, so if you take a holiday, it's not like closing the doors on a brick and mortar business. The work keeps coming although you're not there. So you have to dig out from the pile when you return.

But we've also been busy finishing up something we've been working on for months. This new project is Squirting Carly. Carly's been around a while, she runs her own site, but we're going to help her with promotion and managing affiliates.

So why is she called "squirting" Carly? Oh my, you gotta see it. I've always been skeptical about this whole female squirting orgasm thing. We shot a promo video with her though and she demonstrated it for us right there in person. It's real, it's absolutely real. And she's as reliable as Old Faithful with that thing! She can wind it up and send a stream out that will go nearly across the room in very short order.

We'll get a couple of sample pics and maybe even a vid later this week.